Funny story!
ther was an aprentice mage travelin in the forest alone. he got weary & sat on a stone drinking water. all of a sudden he feels terrible pain in his back!! he falls into 1/2 consciousness. he opens 1 eye to see a ninja grabbing his valuables, gold etc.
mage "what are u doing? i was saving for a magic wand, now u took all of my money! u jerk!"
ninja " why wer u in the forest by yourself? mages dont go off solo"
mage "oh my god! u cheap bastard! u snuck up behind me?! what a chicken s*** thing to do! u cant take all my gold! i need the money to buy a weapon i'v been savin up for for 3 weeks now!"
ninja "alright, i'l giv u 1/2 of it back if u quit ur bitching , punk"
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